k, to follow suit with celandra and everything, just a little bit about my bitchy self.
23, faggot, coupled, prick, cunt, asshole, dick.
You can see my picture so, thats what I look like, obviously.
most of the people on LJ
People in general
If you want more info, just fuckin' ask.
I'm just in a bad mood today. No specific reason really, just walk up kinda pissy. Then my fucking dog pissed on the floor about an hour after I let her out and she pee'd then. WTF cunt, control your bladder already! So anyways, she pisses on the floor, I call her over, her stupid ass actually comes, I smack her. So what does she go and do? She goes right back over and SHITS on the floor. GOD she's such a fucking bitch, but thats also why I love her. She's cute as fuck and a total bitch, I can respect that. But I'll also smack the bitch because I'm still stuck picking up her shit and that just sucks.
Anyways, I was looking forward to the bf coming home and what not. I just wanted to cuddle and shit, figured it would put me in a better mood etc. Well he comes home and is tired and in a bad mood. He then proceeds to lay on the couch and passout. Since he came home in a badmood that just made me more pissy. Not at him or anything just generally it seems like a lot of people are in a bad mood today which just fuels the fire.
Whatever, fuck it, I'm actually looking forward to going into work tonight. I work with Jason, he hates everyone else too so, we'll just tear into all the customers that walk into the door and we'll pick them apart piece by piece. Plus we have some characters that wlak into our store. WE got the 3 black guys who come in and are TOTALLY stereotypical. They are cool as fuck and all but god damn, they are straight out of a Keenan Ivory Wayans movie.
"OH SNAP DAWG, YOU GOTS TEH MOVIES IN'SHIT TODAY DAWG, FOH REEEALZ DAWG, SHIT DAWG HAHAHAH GUNNA GET TIZ SHT HIT UP DA CRIB AND BLAZE MUH SHIT TO THIS SHIT DAWG". Just an example of what they are like when they are in the store.
THEN we have fuckin' "manboobs". This really creepy yet not overweight fellow who just has big ole manboobs comes into the store at around 11:30 just about everynight. He knows Jason and he acts really friendly to him. Jason can't stand the guy. Plus he hates it cuz I totally make fun of him when Manboobs comes in. The other day Manboobs came in and was like "HEY JASON!" "I SEE YOU GOT A HAIRCUT!!! looking GOOD!" and Jason was just -_-. I couldn't stop laughing, I actually went into the office for a minute to collect myself. Good shit.
I'm looking forward to work a lot now. get to tear bitches apart and be a prick because...well...thats what I do best really.
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